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Just for FunЖизнь слишком коротка, чтобы изучать немецкий язык. Ричард Порсон ЛИНГВОЛЯП.COM: блог факультета лингвистики In Memoriam: A COLLECTION OF GOOFY ADS, NOTICES, SIGNS, HEADLINES, ETC. Compiled by prof. N.A. Vavilov Льюис Кэрролл, проезжая по России, записал чудное русское слово "защищающихся" (thоsе whо рrоtесt thеmsеlvеs, как он пометил в дневнике). Английскими буквами. Вид этого слова вызывает ужас... zаshtshееshtshауоуshtshееkhsуа. Ни один англичанин или американец это слово произнести не в состоянии.. ________________________________________ ...for Practical Phonetics Course as well Characters: George Bush, Condaleeza Rice, Hu (Chinese leader), Yassir Arafat, Kofi Annan (we take you now to the Oval office) George Bush (G): Condi! Nice to see you. What’s happening? Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. G: Great. Lay it on me. C: Hu is the new leader of China. G: That’s what I want to know. C: That’s what I’m telling you. G: That’s what I’m asking you. Who is the new leader of China? C: Yes. G: I mean the fellow’s name. C: Hu. G: The guy in China. C: Hu. G: The new leader of China. C: Hu. G: The Chinaman! C: Hu is leading China. G: Now what are you asking me for? C: I’m telling you Hu is leading China! G: Well, I’m asking you. Who is leading China? C: That’s man’s name! G: Whose name? C: Yes. G: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? C: Yes, sir. G: Yassir? Yassir Arafat in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. C: That’s correct. G: Then who is in China? C: Yes, sir. G: Yassir is in China? C: No, sir. G: Then who is? C: Yes, sir. G: Yassir? C: No, sir. G: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. C: Kofi? G: No, thanks. C: You want Kofi? G: No. C: You don’t want Kofi. G: No. But now that you mention it, I could have a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. C: Yes, sir. G: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. C: Kofi? G: Milk! Will you please make the call? C: And call who? G: Who is the guy at the U.N? C: Hu is the guy in China. G: Will you stay out of China? C: Yes, sir. G: And stay out of Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. C: Kofi. G: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. (Condi picks up the phone) C: Rice, here! G: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. ________________________________________ London, July, 2011 ![]()
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